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LONSDALE CINEMAS                   

Listings for Friday, July 9 for 7 days.

PENRITH:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (12A)

Fri/Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 5.30pm& 8.15pm. Sat/Sun: 12.30pm, 3.10pm, 5.50pm& 8.30pm.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (U) Fri/Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 5.45pm& 8.00pm.

Sat: 12.45pm, 3.00pm, 5.30pm& 8.00pm. Sun: 12.45pm, 3.00pm& 8.00pm.

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICECREED (18) Sun: 6.00pm.

 

 

KESWICK:

GET HIM TO THE GREEK (15) Fri/Sat/Sun/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 8.00pm.

THE TOOTH FAIRY (PG) Sat/Sun: 6.00pm.

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICECREED (U) Mon: 8.00pm.

 

ANNAN:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (12A) Fri-Thurs: 12.30pm, 3.10pm, 5.50pm& 8.30pm.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (U) Fri-Thurs: 12.45pm, 3.00pm, 5.40pm& 8.00pm.

Listings for Friday, July 16th for 7 days.

 

PENRITH:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (12A) Fri/Sat/Sun: 1.45pm, 5.15pm & 8.00pm.

Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 3.05pm & 8.00pm.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (U) Fri/Sat: 1.00pm, 3.30pm, 6.00pm & 8.15pm. Sun: 1.00, 3.30pm & 8.15pm. Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 1.00pm & 5.45pm.

FOUR LIONS (15) Sun: 6.00pm.

TOY STORY 3 (U) Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 12.45pm, 3.20pm, 5.45pm & 8.15pm.

KESWICK:

KILLERS (12A) Fri/Sat/Sun: 8.00pm.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (U) Mon: 6.00pm. Tues/Thurs: 7.45pm.

Wed: 2.00pm & 7.45pm.

FOUR LIONS (15) Mon: 8.00pm.

ANNAN:

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (12A) Fri-Thurs: 1.45pm, 5.15pm & 8.00pm.

SHREK FOREVER AFTER (U) Fri/Sat/Sun: 12.45pm, 3.00pm, 5.50pm & 8.15pm.

TOY STORY 3 (U) Mon/Tues/Wed/Thurs: 12.45pm, 3.15pm, 5.45pm & 8.15pm.

 

 

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June 18

Indonesian Cookery with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

June 19

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

Bolton Field Day and BBQ, procession starts at 1.30pm.

 June 19-20

Horse Trails, Hutton-in-the-Forest

June 20

Historic Vehicle Show, Hutton-in-the-Forest

June 21

June 22

June 23

Malaysian Cookery with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 June 24

June 25

June 26     

Cosby Ravensworth Food Alliance are holding a seasonal farmers market on 
in Crosby Ravensworth Village Hall from 10am to 3pm
        

Perfect Summer Dinner Party with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 June 27

Long Marton Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. Appleby Grammar School Brass & Woodwind Ensembles Queen Elizabeth Grammar School vocalists

 June 28

June 29

Warcop Rushbearing

June 30

A Taste of Holland with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 July 1

July 2

July 3

Skelton Agricultural Show

Musgrave Rushbearing

July 4

23rd Rotary Fun Run in aid of local schools

July 5

July 6

July 7

Vegetarian Cookery with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 July 8

July 9

July 10

Best of Cumbrian Cooking with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 July 10-11

Appleby Town Carnival

July 11

Dufton Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. The Gainsborough Ensemble

July 12

July 13

July 14

July 15

July 16

Wicked Desserts from the Eden Valley with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 July 17

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

July 17-18

Kirkby Stephen and Hartley Garden Trail gardens open from 1100 till 1700.

July 18

July 19

July 20

July 21

July 22

July 23

July 24

Cooking for Beginners  -  Hands-on class with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

Penrith Agricultural Show

July 25

Milburn Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. Wind Quintet

July 26

July 27

July 28                    

Perfect Summer Dinner Party with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 July 29

July 30

July 30-August 1

Potfest inthe Park, Hutton-in-the-Forest

Kendal Calling Music Festival, Lowther

July 31

Far Eastern Cookery with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 Aug 1

Musgrave Duck Race/BBQ

Aug 2

Aug 3

Aug 4

Aug 5

Aug 6

Aug 6-8

Potfest in the Pens, Penrith.

Aug 7

Aug 8

Ormside Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. PlumStruk, Electro-acoustic violin & guitar

Aug 9

Aug 10

Aug 11

Simple but Effective with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 Aug 12

Aug 13

Aug 14

Aug 15

Aug 16

Aug 17

Aug 18

Aug 19

Brough Agricultural Show

Aug 20

Greek Cookery with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 Aug 21

Appleby Agricultural Show

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

Aug 22

Cumbria Classic Car Show, Dalemain, near Penrith.

Murton Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. Hamish Reid, flute

Aug 23

Aug 24

Aug 25

Aug 26

  • Crosby Ravensworth Agricultrual Show

Aug 27

Aug 28

Aug 29

Musgrave Summer Show in institute

Aug 30

Aug 31

Sept 1

Sept 2

Sept 3

Sept 4

Hesket Newmarket Agricultrual Show

Alston Agricultural Show

Best of Cumbrian Cooking with Cook in Cumbria, Ravenstonedale www.cookincumbria.com

 Sept 5

Great Asby Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. Leigh Harding, organ 

Sept 6

Sept 7

Sept 8

Sept 9

Sept 10

Sept 11

Sept 11-12

  • Horse Trials, Hutton-in-the-Forest

 Sept 12

Sept 13

Sept 14

Sept 15

Sept 16

Sept 17

Sept 17-19

Appleby Music Festival

Sept 18

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

Sept 19

Sept 20

Sept 21

Sept 22

Sept 23

Sept 24

Sept 25

Sept 25-October 3

Ullswater Outdoor Festival

September 26

Appleby Church Fellside Summer Concert, entry and refreshments ÂŁ5 children free. Camerata Cumbria Chamber Orchestra

Sept 27

Sept 28

Sept 29

Sept 30

Oct 1

Oct 2

Oct 3

Oct 4

Oct 5

Oct 6

Oct 7

Oct 8

Oct 9

Oct 10

Oct 16

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

 

Nov 20

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

Dec 18

Brough Farmers’ Marekt, Brough Memorial Hall, 9.30am-2pm.

Every Mon   

  • 1pm-3pm   Dance Classes: Circle Dance Classes with Anne-Lise Kryger.   Evergreen Hall, Penrith   01768 866144
  • 7.30pm - 10pm    Scottish Country Dance: All welcome; new members, all ages, accomplished and beginners.   St. Andrews Centre, Penrith  01768 863995 
  • 4-6pm, swimming sessions for members at Kirkby Stephen and District Swimming Pool.
  • 10am-12 noon Art Classes in the Old School House, Tebay with Pauline Henderson watercolour artist 015396 24 374

 

Every Mon and Alt Thurs   

  • 7.30pm-9pm    Brass Band Practice: Penrith Town Band. Free tuition, uniforms and instruments. For intermediates and beginners.   Penrith Conservative Club  07870 578806 

 

Every Tue  

  • 7.30pm - 9pm   Penrith Art Club: Outdoor Painting Evenings   Various locations   Contact Secretary 01768 840686 or Trevor Brown 01768 362582 
  • 7.30pm-9.30pm   Orchestra Community: Play with the Cobweb Orchestra. Rehearsals every Tuesday.   Tebay Methodist Church Hall   www.cobweborchestra.org.uk
  • 4pm-5.30pm  Band Workshops: (for 9-13 yr olds) Jenifer Ellin & Jilly Jarman. Come & play in aband, bring any instrument  Play Station, Huntley Ave, Penrith   07766 057315 bluejamcumbria@mac.com 
  • 4.30pm - 5.30 pm    Reading Groups : Two reading groups for young people. One for 8-10 year olds and one for ages 11+  Penrith Library, Penrith  01768 812100 

 

Every Wed  

  • 7pm-9pm  Acoustic Session: (10 yrs-adult) with visiting tutors. For anyone who can play a tune on their instrument.   Play Station, Huntley Ave, Penrith   07766 057315 bluejamcumbria@mac.com 
  • 4-6pm, swimming sessions for members at Kirkby Stephen and District Swimming Pool.

 

Every Wed   

  • 6.30pm-8.30pm   Bluejam Bigjam Band: (10yrs-adult) with Jilly Jarman, Rob Steels & Alison Scott. New Band! New players!    Play Station, Huntley Ave, Penrith   07766 057315 bluejamcumbria@mac.com 
  • 7.30pm  Penrith & District Camera Club: Talks, masterclasses or presentations.  Quaker Meeting House, Penrith   01768 890652 judithandbtyan@ktdbroadband.com 

 

Every Thu   

  • 2pm-4pm   Dance Classes: Circle Dance Classes with Anne-Lise Kryger.   St. Andrews Rooms, Penrith   01768 866144
  • 7.45pm-10pm   Dance Club: Ravenstonedale Folk Dance Club. All welcome.    Newbiggin-On-Lune Village Hall   015396 24258
  • 7.15pm-11pm  Dance Classes: Salsa for beginners and improvers, followed by social dancing  Penrith Cricket Club   01768 863853 

 

Alternate Thu   

  • 4pm - 4.30pm    Craft & Story: After school craft and story session for parents, carers and children.   Penrith Library   01768 812100 

 

Every Fri  

  • 7.30-9pm  Dance Classes: Argentinian tango   Police Headquarter's Gym, Penrith   07816 274129 016973 71020 
  • 2pm - 4pm    Scottish Country Dance: All welcome; new members, all ages, accomplished and beginners.   Village Hall, Eamont Bridge   01768 840060
  • Until 1 May   2-4pm  Dance: Eamont Bridge Scottish Country Dance class   Eamont Bridge Village Hall, Eamont Bridge, nr Penrith   01768 840060
  • 6-7pm an adult only session Kirk by Stephen and District Swimming Pool Club .

 

 

Every Sunday

  • 2-4pm, throughout the season swimming sessions for members, Kirkby Stephen and District Swimming Pool Club

 

First Mon Every Month       

 

Second Tue Every Month   

  • 7pm   Reading Group : Penrith Adult Reading Group   Penrith Library, Penrith  01768 812103

 

Second Wed Every Month   

  • 8pm   Storytelling: Eden Valley Storytellers'  Bluebell Bookshop, Penrith  01931 716133 

 

 

GRIMM TALES  - adapted from the Brothers Grimm by Carol Ann Duffy, dramatised by Tim Supple. Theatre by the Lake, Keswick

 

THE pace of this dramatisation of the gruesome folktales of the Brothers Grimm is beaten out throughout this surreal production that grabs its audience by the throat from the start.

 

I must admit I had forgotten just how dark these stories were, until the opening scene when a mother puts her own life before those of her two children - Hansel and Gretel. Alys Torrance was truly horrifying as the evil mum.

 

 

Noel White as the bird in the following Golden Goose tale lifted the spirits with his creation of web feet using two yellow marigold gloves – excellent comic timing.

 

 

The stage set is created from rubbish – plastic cans, old CDs, funnels, bottles and much more – and the six folk tales are told upon a rhythmic backdrop. There are moments that take me back to watching the early days of Play School with Brian Cant, making creatures out of socks, old toilet rolls, paper cups and washing up brushes– then the next second there’s a feeling of an Edinburgh Fringe avant-garde piece about this production. But it works. It’s entertaining, thought provoking and definitely never boring.

 

 

The “rubbish” becomes the percussion instruments and the versatile actors, when not performing their character roles take over the piano, flute, clarinet and even a guitar made from an old metal petrol can.   

 

 

From one beat to another they move from character to character creating a magical, yet sinister world around them. The actors never leave the stage – except when to chase each other around the theatre. Their performance is truly awe inspiring. One second lapse in concentration would see this production fall like a house of cards.

 

 

Kieran Buckeridge who has been at the theatre for several seasons, displays his wide range of musical talents, and his flute playing created the perfect eerie setting for the scenes in the wood.

 

 

The strength of this production is not just the powerful stories of human weakness, but a well cast company of actors. This is not an easy production to pull off – but as we have grown to expect over the past decade, this is a theatre that can rise to the occasion.

 

 

The Brothers Grimm, like Roald Dahl knew children could not only take but enjoy a macabre tale – even if it did make them turn away from the stage when Ashputtel’s two step sisters mutilated their feet to try and fit into the slipper to marry the Prince.

 

 

Unlike other Christmas productions over the past 10 years, Grimm Tales does not have you leaving the theatre full of festive spirit, but it is a great piece of theatre that adults will enjoy as much if not more than the children – though not too young, I would suggest.

 

  • Grimm Tales runs at Theatre by the Lake, Keswick until Saturday, January 9, 2010.

THE MEMORY OF WATER by Shelagh Stephenson - The Studio, Theatre by the Lake, Keswick

ANYONE who has siblings will relate to Shelagh Stephenson’s The Memory of Water which runs until November 6 in the Studio, Theatre by the Lake.

 

Coming together for their mother’s funeral in the seaside home they grew up in, the three sisters each have their own edition of their childhood memories – each alien to the others.

 

The build up to the funeral day is filled with sisterly bickering and hilarious behaviour – like watching someone else’s family Christmas. It’s good fun to watch but you are glad your not involved.

 

 The eldest, organised, ordinary Teresa is played by Maria Gough who gives an excellent performance as a neurotic, older sibling on the edge of a nervous breakdown. The middle sister Mary, played by Polly Lister is the one the others think had an easy time, but in reality she is as confused and angry as her sisters. Finally there’s the wild child younger sister Catherine played by Janine Hales.

 

Now a doctor, Mary is objective and controlled – but when her married lover Mike turns up circumstances lead her to unveil her female desires and needs. Polly Lister gives a strong, moving performance as the woman lost between her past and her fear of a childless future.

 

Janine Hales’ performance as Catherine is equally moving – falling between the need to give and receive love.

 

James Nickerson as Frank, the poor husband of Teresa is an understated but brilliant performance. His character is like a sounding board for the women, coming to terms with the fact like all daughters have to as some time – we are our mothers. The unearthing of family skeletons simply amplifies this universal fact.

 

The ghost of their mother Vi, played by Aimée Thomas brings the play together, linking past, present and future. This is an entertaining, play that has you laughing at the family antics – but when the girls each realise they will never see Vi again as the coffin leaves the bedroom their powerful performance hit home. The pretence stops, this is the moment when they all share a future memory together as one.

 

This play makes you think about how much is truth and how much is fiction in all our memories.

The Memory of Water runs until November 6, 2009.

 

 

 

 

BLACKBIRD by David Harrower at The Studio, Theatre by the Lake, Keswick

LIKE a blackbird pecking away at the carcass of a dead mammal, Una picks over the incident that was the death of her innocence. But is Ray, the man she hasn’t seen for 15 years the victim of the affair or the grim reaper of her joy for life? This is the question that you keep going back to as you are drawn into Blackbird a Theatre by the Lake production in The Studio.

 

Janine Hales gives a strong performance as Una, dominating the stage from the moment she walks onto the set of a rest room in a factory. Peter MacQueen as Ray appears the weaker of the two – but the slow burn gives his performance the greater impact in the end. As the one act play unfolds his true character is peeled away, layer by layer.

 

The Studio is the perfect setting for this emotionally charged play – you can see the faces of the other members of the audience opposite. The utter hatred of a character is etched upon their faces as the nature of the couple’s relationship a decade-and-a-half ago unfolds.

 

You are drawn into their opposing version of events. Like ball in a Wimbledon tennis final you are volleyed between the two at a frantic pace.

 

David Harrower’s script keeps you asking yourself – what is the truth? And just as you think you have worked it out another angle is thrown into the mix to make you question your own judgement.

 

The tension between Una and Ray is intense thanks to the brilliant performances by the actors. The fight scenes – directed by Kate Waters – brought the drama to a climax that was then surpassed.

 

To give details of their story would spoil the play – and all you need to know is that you are in for an emotional rollercoaster and a great example of what The Studio does best at Theatre by the Lake.

 

Blackbird runs until November 4, 2009 in The Studio, Theatre by the Lake.

A CHORUS OF DISAPPROVAL by Alan Ayckbourn, Main Theatre, Theatre by the Lake.

 

CASH for information, affairs and social (dis)graces – no, not another day in parliament but a fun night out at Theatre by the Lake.

 

The master of middle class polite comedy, Alan Ayckbourn kicks off the summer season for the 10th anniversary year at the Keswick theatre, and a full house for the first night gave a chorus of laughter.

 

Ayckbourn has his critics who claim his characters are stereotypes – but we’ve all met someone like each of the odd-ball players in this play about an am-dram production.

 

Richard Galazka makes you feel his character’s social discomfort as Guy Jones, the new boy recently widowed and who accidentally gains two married lovers – meek and down trodden Hannah Llewellyn played by Aimée Thomas and vamp Fay Hubbard played with gusto by Polly Lister who was also a member of last year’s successful cast.

 

Pendon Amateur Light Opera Society’s director Dafydd ap Llewellyn is preparing amateur actors for their production of The Beggar’s Opera with an under current of sexual tension and a business deal for land. Simeon Truby as Dafydd is a brilliant over bearing character who is so full of himself he fails to see what is going on around him – until the first night.

 

With women fighting over a bad boy lover, secret trysts in tea rooms and cash for information this is classic Ayckbourn done to perfection. The revolving set takes us on the journey from rehearsal in the village hall to pub, living room and tea room – and back to the first night.

 

This tight production has perfect timing that maximises the impact of Ayckborn’s brilliant words. A true British gem not to be missed and a great start to the new season.

 

  • A Chorus of Disapproval by Alan Ayckbourn. Theatre by the Lake Main House until November 4, 2009.